The Real Winners and Losers from UFC on ESPN 15

It was the ideal fight card for people in a hurry.

The UFC put on a nine-bout show on August's penultimate Saturday at its APEX facility in Las Vegas and many of the fighters performed as if they'd planned to be somewhere else.

Six of the nine fights ended in KO or TKO and none of them even reached the two-minute mark of the second round. In fact, of a possible 29 full rounds, the show wound up completing only 13 from end to end and parts of six others.

:I can't believe we're already here," said ESPN analyst Dominick Cruz, as the main event was about to begin shortly before 11 p.m. ET. Indeed, the show was over long before 11:30 p.m., leaving Cruz and broadcast partner Jon Anik—along with…