The All-Nicknames Club: Session Three: More Noteworthy Monikers

It’s that time again, time again to open the door and start up another meeting of the All-Nicknames Club. Two months ago, against the backdrop of the Christmas holiday, the second meeting of the club was held.

Since then, we haven’t gathered to induct any new MMA fighters to the club. This, however, changes tonight. In case you needed a refresher course as to how this club operates, our official ground rules are posted in the minutes of the first meeting.

You can refer back to those rules at any time. Remember, it’s just like Cosmo Kramer said on Seinfeld: “Without rules, there’s chaos.” Absent of any further delay, let’s press on with the first of the nicknames to be inducted here this…