The farce awakens.
Some ass-clown with way too much time on his hands is suing former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) champion Ronda Rousey. That includes his temporary restraining order, according to Bloody Elbow, in fear that "Rowdy" will cause bodily harm once he blows the whistle on the promotion's massive conspiracy.
What conspiracy, you ask?
The one where Rousey is actually a man who not only takes steroids, but one who also rounded the bases with New York Yankee infielder Alex Rodriguez. "G.B. White," as he's calling himself, has proof based on this meticulously crafted and obviously genuine lawsuit filed in Florida.