MMA Squared: Dana White is forced to watch an FS1 card at home

Hello, this is Chris and welcome to another MMA Squared. The executives at ESPN have asked Dana White to watch the event like a fan an “give them some notes.” The president dutifully settled into his leather chair for some bread and circus.

White skips FightPass™ because those fights “aren’t for him,” and pours himself a beverage.

As the FS1 pacing mixes with the Proper 12, an unpleasantness creeps over him.