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Judo Chump: Washout at the Wawa

Related Topics: Wawa, Vince Staples

Many people around the world are familiar with 7-11. It’s perhaps the most internationally recognized quick convenience store chain for all manner of junk food and other consumables.

But for those of us in the blessed Mid-Atlantic area, we have Wawa. A veritable bounty of wonders await the weary and hungry, as some of the best coffee brewed in big batches can be found and some of the most delectable sandwiches in any big chain. Soups? They got it. Ice cream? Sure. Mozzarella sticks and jalapeño poppers? Pretzels and muffins galore? Man, listen.

Imagine, dear reader, that you walk into a store that mostly sells food, with a reputation for being cleaned frequently.