Judo Chump: Ursine BJJ spotted at Walmart

Often we see videos shared online involving physical altercations in which there’s truly no order or thought put into the combat that is displayed. Too often we see ugly messes that are all id and no process, no actual skill for fighting. A lot of them really, really suck.

And sometimes you find a video that proves is all you need is a minimum level of aptitude to get ahead. The bare necessities, if you will.

See, today we’ll take a look at a fight in which two individuals decided they didn’t like each other and went ham. And since you’re not new here, you know this is going to be dumb as hell. Unless you really are new here, in which case I’d suggest you stay away from my Twitter feed.

But…