First of all, if you are in the market for a house in the San Diego area — or anywhere, really — you can e-mail Chris Leben at christhecrippler@gmail.com. Second of all, hold up: Did you know that Chris "The Crippler" Leben is a freaking real estate agent?
He is. Or technically, he’s not yet. He’s a real estate associate with Keller Williams, but he’s done all his tests and he’s got all his paperwork is in. A few hurdles are left (stemming back to his trouble with law enforcement, which he’s trying to resolve), but he’s clearing those hurdles one by one.