Rafael dos Anjos' first UFC lightweight title defense will be against Donald Cerrone. We are 99.99% sure these two lightweights will do violent things to each other. But when will dos Anjos versus Cerrone actually happen? Will the hyper active Cerrone really wait until December to punch someone in the face again?
How many beers will Cerrone have to down in order to cure his Octagon impatience?
Bored on Twitter, Cerrone just poured three gallons of gasoline onto his proposed bout with dos Anjos and lit on fire. While this fresh tweet was resting on the interweb, Cerrone walked off in slow-motion, put on a Cowboy hat, and probably kissed a single FarmersOnly.