Predictions For MLB's Top Stars For 2023 Season

So you want to know what the 2023 season has in store for the biggest stars in Major League Baseball. And you don't want to simply wait to find out.

Lucky for you, we have predictions.

We don't have a crystal ball or any kind of crystal ball-ish device, so you'll have to take these for what they're worth. But even in the face of eventual humiliation of having gotten not a single thing right, we offer them nonetheless. Some are very specific, while others are more general. And not all of them are positive.

As far as what went into making these predictions, it was part consultation of various tea leaves and part wild guess-ery. We'll leave it to you to guess which part was bigger.

In total, we…