Mike Napoli's High School Yearbook Photo Is A Thing Of...Well, Not Beauty

Look, nobody looks awesome in their High School yearbook photo. That makes it hard to rag on Mike Napoli, but we're going to anyway, because just look at it, you guys:

Not many people know this, but guys aren't allowed to have a single earring in high school until they push at least two dozen kids into lockers. Judging from Napoli's buzzcut and mug, he earned his stripes.

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We don't know if Napoli was voted most likely to dip in class, but it's a safe bet. Thanks to Reddit user KieferSutherland (not the real Kiefer Sutherland, we're pretty sure) for digging up this gem.