If you don’t care about the Oscars or have a level of engagement with the movies that extends beyond nightly scan through Netflix’s home page, turn back. This isn’t the place for you.
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Now that the (fortunate) normies have exited the playing field, welcome to the year’s dumbest Revue. Writing about the tournament before the Tournament proved a daunting challenge for this weekly exercise, one that I nearly punted (airballed?