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SEC Power Poll: MAXIMUM BERT

We've done it.

We have achieved maximum Bert, friends.

For the second straight year, Arkansas is making a late-season push up the rankings. It makes sense. Bielema gorged himself early on, and things got sloppy. But now it's time for dessert, and that's when Bert really shines. Consider yourselves lucky if you played the Hogs pre-dessert.

1. Alabama Crimson Tide - The Tide aren't even being fair anymore. They suffocate you and punch you in the face at the same time. They don't even bother making their games watchable, that would be too inefficient.