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Ordering Popeye’s: A Missouri Football Allegory

THIS IS A TRUE STORY. The events depicted took place in Missouri in 2019. At the request of the survivors, the names have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred.

If you’ve ever dined at the esteemed fried chicken establishment Popeye’s, you have a story. Maybe it’s good, maybe it’s bad.

Maybe your story is about the drive thru line that moves at the speed of smell. Maybe your story is about the stoned kid at the counter yelling at you because they jacked up your order.