Sometimes a piece of news is so obvious, so predictable, so profoundly inevitable that words escape you.
How does one comment on bald stupidity except to simply repeat the words back to the speaker? Is there a way to mine depths of meaning in malicious idiocy, or do you simply point a finger and say, “Look, there it is, I found the dumbest thing?”
In a turn of events that should surprise nobody, the NCAA announced today that the entirety of Missouri’s sanctions in the Yolanda Kumar scandal will be upheld. The bowl ban. The recruiting cuts.