COLUMBIA, Mo. — Imagine if this happened in the SEC championship game.
Or in the College Football Playoff.
Or anywhere but here at Faurot Field, where stumbling into new and painful ways to lose games has, over the decades, become a twisted football fetish.
It wouldn’t happen anywhere else, of course. At least not the first time. Because the most insane ways for games to go down the drain are destined to be born here, at the home field of fifth downs and flea kickers and, now, the most bizarre roughing the kicker penalty ... ever?