Sources close to For Whom the Cowbell Tolls have confirmed the news* that broke today that ABC will be canceling their plans to reboot the beloved series The Brady Bunch with Ole Miss women’s basketball coach, Matt Insell, went on a crazed rant about “donut bacon cheeseburgers.”
This news comes after the fact that ABC already started making promotional posters and casting Insell for every single role possible on the show.
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One anonymous source revealed to For Whom the Cowbell Tolls’ lead reporter, Ethan Lee, that the show would’ve been approved had Insell not spread rumors about Mississippi State fans choking on “donut bacon cheeseburgers,” an event that Lee can confirm did not happen.