Shep Smith Doesn’t Like Friendly Egg Bowl Banter, Apparently

So, today, during my lunch break, someone slid into my DMs. Which isn’t totally unusual, I guess. I mean, people like to DM each other on twitter dot com for a variety of reasons, but this one contained the weirdest pickup line I’ve ever heard.

Our friend wishes to remain anonymous, probably because the pickup line is unique:

For those that don’t know who Shep Smith is, he’s an anchor with Fox News. He’s a capital J journalist. He respects the biz. He’s big time. But he’s also an Ole Miss alum.