Nick Saban – “Beethoven’s 5th Symphony”. Saban will enter only to classical music crafted by a five star of his profession, and will chastise you for lack of work ethic if you sit down before the full song is over. Also, unknown to everyone but himself, this song will trigger Gary Danielson to ignore all missed holding calls on Alabama this fall.
Jim McElwain – “Theme From Jaws”. It’s unfortunate for a seemingly nice man like Coach McElwain that he’s – by no fault of his own – gotten himself tangled in the naked man–shark conspiracy story.