HURRICANE IRMA HAS COME AND GONE THROUGH THE LOW COUNTRY OF SOUTH CAROLINA, AND I’M STILL STANDING, PEOPLE. I’M STILL STANDING BECAUSE I MUST PROVIDE THIS VALUABLE SERVICE TO YOU, OLE MISS REBELS FANS, AND BECAUSE I’M PROGRESSIVELY LEARNING THAT I’M SOMEWHERE NEAR TO INVINCIBLE. FUCK THAT STORM, AND FUCK THE CAL GOLDEN BEARS. OK LET’S DO THIS.
Cal of course is nestled in the elite, effete, liberal fiefdom of Berkely, Calif., a cesspit of west-coast yuppy-ism and arrogance. Oh your weather’s so nice all the time, as opposed to, say, Charleston, S.C., where we REAL MEN weather shitstorms of rain for 16 hours at a time?