Exclusively non-football field dabbing has officially died. Cam Newton's end zone celebration of choice now resides solely with Cam Newton and NFL end zones, thanks in large part to your school's head football coach, who dabbed at the home of a highly-touted recruit earlier this year. Viva la dab.
Your school's most prized prospect feels that his decision not to attend your alma mater reflects what's best for himself, his family and, most importantly, his career. Your coach's dabbing has raised serious issues related to character, rectitude and classiness, said your school's former football signee, and after much prayer and consideration, he's taking his talents elsewhere, probably to your most detested rival.