Sound the dog-gone trumpet.
Muddle that mint.
It’s time to stimulate the economy in the 144th running of the Kentucky Derby.
Maybe you’re attending a charity event for the Derby or even going to a country club soiree to pretend like you’re at Churchill Downs. Good for you, show up and show out.
Or maybe you’re killing it dad-life style like yaboi OMTB — gambling online, getting your kids to simultaneously watch Cars 3 and giving your wife your credit card for shopping while knocking back some Four Roses Single Barrel to watch a race that lasts three and a half minutes but has six hours of consecutive televised coverage.