Halloween is upon us. The unfettered debauchery of sugar, masks, sugar, booze, and more sugar rears its undead head yet again, and just in time for the annual knife-fight between Florida and Georgia. That the Cocktail Party falls on All Hallows' Eve this season is fitting: the Gators seem to have pulled 2012's costume out from under the bed, and Georgia is stumbling aimlessly around a self-dug, shallow grave.
The conference spookiness doesn't end there. Is Will Muschamp a zombie? Is Butch Jones a werewolf? Is Bret Bielema a walrus? Why does Dan Mullen hate children?