LAS VEGAS MORE LIKE LOST WAGES AMIRITE?!?
Not if you've been closely following ya boi OMTB on the way to riches and fame — we're sporting a 6-2 record so far in 2017.
So call "your guy," tell him you've got four more legendary locks of the century for him this week, go buy a dodo bird egg on the black market, and then make an extinction omelette for breakfast while watching Gameday on Saturday.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE COIN
ULL vs. Texas A&M — O/U at 60
This is going to be wide open, slanging pill, basketball on grass, scoreboard lit as hell kind of football.