Week 0 was last week, and a full nine FCS teams kicked off their 2017 schedules. This week is officially Week 1 of the college football season, and everydamnbody will kick off their 2017 schedules, including the CHEATIN’ REBEL BEARS AT HOME AGAINST SOUTH ALABAMA. NO BOWL, PAAAWWWLLL.
Ahem. This year’s Week 1 is rife with anticipated matchups that may turn out to be total duds. Alabama and Florida State will almost surely deliver, because that shit’s in Atlanta and ATL is a crazy fun city where crazy fun things happen. Let’s get that one loss outta the way, #ROLLTIDE.