This isn’t necessarily a hater’s guide, but in many ways it is. Alabama is far and away the most boring college football team to watch in the country, because they’re just too good. They’re just too inevitable. They win too hard, and they do so in the most boring fashion possible.
BUT! Ole Miss is this year’s CHAOS TEAM, and their spread attack on offense could pester Nick Saban into chopping off a limb by halftime. That’s really what we’re rooting for, because Ole Miss’ defense across the board probably has no chance against #ROLLTIDE’s offense. Maybe they do.