Ole Miss is absolutely not bowling at the Independence Bowl this season, but should they go bowling at the Independence Bowl, which they’re not, they’d almost certainly find themselves at the Independence Bowl in Shreveport, which would be totally wicked, because put this stupid team against anyone in December and, well, let a shithouse rat loose in your house and see what happens. Have fun. You won’t, because you can’t, because you’re afraid.
Who’s Ole Miss’ Independence Bowl opponent, anyway, and how bad will they beat them? Let’s put a pin in that question and come back to it.