Here we are. Week 1.
And here we are with the WEEK 1 HATER’S GUIDE TO WHATEVER WEEK’S OLE MISS OPPONENT WE’RE DEALING WITH. CHAOS TEAM 2017.
This week, South Alabama has earned that distinction. They upset Mississippi State, 21-20, last season during Week 1, and that’s still hilarious. Let’s all have a jolly laugh.
But, no. We’re here for the HATER’S GUIDE TO SOUTH ALABAMA. The Jaguars, which are the worst big cats of the big cats genus. Big cats are merely house cats, but, like, bigger. Sure, they’re violent and murderous, but really, they’re also kinda cute and do stupid shit like loll about in the daytime sun.