"Well, Shea Patterson won't have to adjust to running or his life," I tweeted smugly on Saturday night. Yes. I had come up with something hilarious and was ready to bask in twitter glory. Then one person favorited it and no one retweeted. Oh yeah. I guess a lot of people have better things to do with their Saturday nights than pay five dollars to watch high school football games online. Losers.
Shea Patterson and IMG faced American Heritage (Fla.) in a scrimmage game on Saturday, though they seemed to treat it just like a game that counted.