When you got the news Hugh Freeze had resigned due to his affinity for professional companionship, you scanned your standard issue Ole Miss Fan Emotional Damage Scorecard and found there was no checkmark in the box labeled “head coach resigns for calling escort services and massage parlors.” Well, friends, ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.
Because Freeze decided leave the straight and narrow, we now find ourselves with an interim head coach about a month before the 2017 season begins. To the inexperienced fan base, this would be a time of wailing and gnashing of teeth, with a good bit of wearing sackcloths and rubbing ashes in the hair.