With the end of a college football season, we are always confronted with feelings associated with loss, as well as greater questions such as "What am I going to do with my life now, boy, I sure hope I don't end up in a drainage ditch by the end of February." There's no better way to avoid those feelings and questions than by ranking things way too early and getting people REAL mad about events that are almost nine months away.
As you may have heard, college football's opening weekend in 2016 is packed with ignore-your-responsibilities goodness.