"Alabama state champs!" is something we're going to keep saying to annoy people, right?
"Hey, isn't this that thing that you used to do on Sunday? And haven't you skipped doing these for, like, a month now? What gives?"
Those are questions you'd probably ask if this were a regular feature of this website that anyone cared about. And knowing that you didn't mean those to be hypothetical, here are my answers: the Memphis loss sucked ass and I was, I dunno, busy and tired and stuff after the Texas A&M loss. Your refund check is in the mail.