Naming a pet is always a tricky proposition, but it's even trickier when you're a modern-day philosopher. *We asked him* to walk us through some potential names for his soon-to-be-purchased panther, and he was kind enough to oblige.
Panther Panther, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What rich draft pick's hand or eye,
Dare name thy fearful symmetry?
The act of naming is just the reduction of temporal autonomy. Spheres move at speeds beyond their titles. The earth renews its green vitality whether with grass or weeds.