Hello and welcome to Ole Miss football 2017, otherwise known as CHAOS TEAM. We’re here to watch and enjoy MAXIMUM CHAOS and that begins Saturday night in Oxford, Miss., where the Ole Miss Rebels will face off with the South Alabama Jaguars. The game’s at 6:30 p.m. CT on ESPNU, since this thing apparently holds real draw. Whatever.
Who the hell knows what’s going to happen over the course of this fall. We could see an ascendant run to 12-0. We could see a mediocre 4-8 or 5-7. Don’t worry yourself about that damn NCAA thing, because it doesn’t affect your life in any molecular way.