Welcome to college football Saturday. Did you properly and egregiously imbibe on Friday night? We sure as hell did and we feel terrible. Pretty much the perfect mindset for what’s about to go down Saturday night in Tuscaloosa.
ANYWAY, there’s no telling what’s going to happen in Tuscaloosa. Shithouse rat offense vs. stalwart defense. Maybe Ole Miss will hang around for a quarter or two before the inevitable guillotine. Maybe it’ll be a real ballgame because Phil Longo dials up some weirdness that Bama can’t handle and the defense actually provides some, well, DEFENSE. We just don’t know.