After Ole Miss put away a sloppy first half and eventually ran away with the opener against the Louisiana-Lafayette Ragin’ Cajuns, winning 94-76, I spent the rest of the night trying to sum up game one of the 2017-2018 Ole Miss basketball season in a few words. Well, I came up with more than a few.
DAVIS, DEANDRE, DOMINIK AND DEVONTAE DOMINATE DASTARDLY DAIQUIRI DRINKING DANDIES
REBELS REALLY RACE AND RAGE IN RAMBUNCTIOUS ROUT OF ROUX REVELERS
SHULER SHOOTS SUPERBLY SINGLE-HANDEDLY SINKING SUBPAR SOUTHERN SQUIRES
Alliteration aside - what a solid opening night for Ole Miss basketball.