“One Man, c’mon bruh, please fam... don’t try and get our hopes up.”
”I’ve already given up on this team, they ain’t going nowhere postseason.”
”BALLLLLLLLLLLL FOUUUUUURRRRRRRRRR!!”
These are things you’re going to say reading this, and none of them are outside the box or insane to bring up.
But yaboi OMTB keeps peeking at these last 10 basketball games, and there’s not just 10 opportunities to go from “not on the tourney radar” to “squarely in the Big Dance.”
”One Man, please stop drinking Bailey’s and coffee and switch to bleach,” you say.