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Ole Miss' 2016 recruiting class, analyzed as Pokemon

[Trainer Hugh walks into Professor Bjork's Pokemon Lab]

Professor Bjork: There you are Hugh! I was beginning to worry! I can't leave here at the moment but here's a Croot-edex! Go find some powerful Pokecroots so you can defeat the evil organization Team NCAA. It's dangerous to go into the tall grass without some incentives, take this!

[Hands Trainer Hugh some vouchers for Abner's chicken tenders, shots at The Library and local Oxford hookers]

Good luck!

[Cue theme song]

He wants to be...the very best, like no one ever was. To croot them is his real test, to sign them is his cause.