Halloween is nearly here, so if you’re a parent, your children have already begun bringing home candy from school, friends’ houses, church, and probably secretly have an IV of nectar they break out every night when you think they’re sleeping.
But beyond the “Basic Witch” coffee mugs your wife may have in hand and the decor and pageantry of October 31st, there’s a group a lot of folks forget about on the holidays — SEC football coaches. Undoubtedly, if you live nearby one of these guys, you’re taking your kids by their porch. I mean they’re wealthy, they’re famous, surely they’ll be handing out some good stuff, right?