IT IS THE BEST OF TIMES. IT IS THE WORST OF TIMES. IT IS THE BEST OF TEAMS. IT IS THE WORST OF TEAMS.
Shea Patterson went full SHEP RATTLERSON against South Alabama for 28-of-35 completions, 429 yards, and four very beautiful touchdowns. Here’s one of them to AJ Brown, who belongs in the Smithsonian. My guy hauled in eight receptions for 233 yards and two scores. That’s some fancy work.
The defense stunk up the joint in the second period, though, and the fourth. Matt Luke and company better fix that, and fast.