Six months ago, if you stopped at one of those palm readers on Highway 49 between Jackson and Hattiesburg and were told you would spend about four hours watching an Ole Miss/Texas A&M game featuring two probable lame duck coaches and a pair of teams brawling to get to Shreveport, you would’ve nodded your head in agreement. The only inaccuracy would be that one team can’t get to Shreveport, but maybe Birmingham.*
*YOU STUPID BEARSHARK, YOU AIN’T GOIN’ TO NO BOWL ‘CEPT THE TOILET BOWL LOLOLOLOLOL
(runs to go vomit in some Ole Miss person’s Twitter mentions)
Even though the things happening off the field for both teams are way more interesting than the game to be played, the game still must be played because of contracts or something?