Alright, ESPN — let’s have a talk.
From the time that I was old enough to figure out how to turn on the TV by myself, I have been watching your broadcasts. Throughout my formative years, the first thing I would do when I got home was turn on the TV and immediately fall into awe watching feats of athleticism that made me think superheroes were real and walked among us.
But we’ve had a bit of a falling out recently. Oftentimes, I find myself either half-heartedly listening to your broadcasts without an ounce of enthusiasm or changing the channel entirely.