Oh, yes. This is the weekend in college football. This is rivalry week — ahem, sorry, this is hate week. Apple Cup. Iron Bowl. Egg Bowl. Fill your plate and lump those calories in, because we’ve got a fat slate for this week’s viewing guide.
Your options are myriad, only limited by your cable/satellite/streaming means. If you have a nearby bar with a lot of screens, head over there on any given day of this week to avoid your closest family. THIS IS RIVALRY WEEK, after all.
Our watchability metrics are blown out of the water this week, because any damn thing could happen any damn place between any two rivals.