Ole Miss lost in very stupid fashion on Saturday, and there’s not much more to say about the game than that. Matt Luke called three timeouts in a row to try and ice Arkansas’ kicker, and that failed miserably. So that we’re here to help you get through the Arkansas loss and the rest of this lost season, really.
Meet the “dirty ashtray,” a perfectly wonderful spin on your standard Tecate can that will make any Halloween party a more fun place to hang out. A dirty ashtray is made up of the following:
One 12-ounce can of Tecate beer
3⁄4 ounce Tequila of your choice (Cutty’s throws on Espolon)
A splash of lime juice
Crystal Hot Sauce topper to taste
A few shakes of black pepper, again to tasteThis may sound weird and terrible.