IT’S COLLEGE FOOTBALL WEEK 1 AND WE GOT SUSPENSIONS APLENTY. TENNESSEE AND FLORIDA APPARENTLY ARE FED UP ENOUGH TO BENCH SOME MAJOR PIECES AND RISK WEEK 1 COLLEGE FOOTBALL DOOM. LET’S GO, Y’ALL.
SEC HEADLINES: Florida is down two more players, after Jordan Scarlett and Rick Wells attempted to defraud the campus bookstore out of hundreds of hundreds of dollars. That’s NINE suspended Gators for the season opener against no less than Michigan.
So, you are playing football for the Florida Gators. Congratulations, dear reader.
[clears throat inappropriately loudly] LET THEM PLAY.