It's the All-Star Weekend, which is a really great time to not pay attention to hockey. Instead of watching the skills competition last night I watched six episodes of Hemlock Grove in a row, which is an actively terrible show. The actual game, or well, tournament is this afternoon. Maybe it will be cool? Who knows. Anything is possible.
There is no Wild News. I woke up yesterday and there was a tweet hinting that the Wild might trade Brodin or Scandella + Coyle for Loui Eriksson, and it took me several minutes of staring at my phone to wake up enough to realize how much bs that is.