Here are all the thoughts that went through my head during last night’s 3-1 Wild loss, in order of appearance in my brain.
Hey, you know what? I don’t hate the black Carolina uniforms.
Actually the socks are pretty stupid… Eh… really stupid.
My God! Of course they give up the first goal. Do these guys stink now, or what?
Wow, playing twelve seasons with the same franchise and then getting traded must make it super weird to go back there as a visitor.
Ok, so we’re going with nope then. Nobody else can score anymore.