Retired NHL tough guy George Parros was hired by the league to run its Department of Player Safety, and apparently he intends to eliminate excessive use of mustaches in his first year in the esteemed position... Wait, what? Oh!!! I thought he was going to cut down on ‘stache-ing, not slashing!
I’ll show myself out.
But seriously, putting a recently retired NHL enforcer—one whose playing career ended soon after he left a game on a stretcher following a fight—in charge of divvying out fines and suspensions for dangerous plays is an interesting move by the league.