Dear Month of March, 2017,
You are the worst hockey month ever. We’re all very happy that you left. Please never come back.
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April is upon us. Are we back? Don’t come in here telling me we’re back if we aren’t back. But also, don’t tell me we aren’t back if we’re back. Ok? Let’s just all get on the same page, Wild players included, and agree that we’re all ready to be back, and just be back now. Good? Ok, good.
I think we’re back. The Wild has been building its game up over the past few contests, after living on skid row for an entire month.