Alright, guys! Alright! That’s enough! Funny joke, but you can all get back to your normal ways of dominating every game now. Cool?
Good morning from the friendly skies, where I am winging my way down to sunny San Diego to celebrate the big 3-0 for Mrs. Pants. Make sure to wish her a Happy Birthday in the comment section! Also, Greguisition has very kindly agreed to cover Sunday’s Game Preview, so please treat him well while I’m away!
Brace yourselves, because I’m about to say something slightly blasphemous about our beloved Minnesota Wild [looks around to make sure there are no eavesdroppers, lowers voice, moves closer].