Operation Mongoose: Picking the Wild's New Goal Song(s)

The Vancouver Canucks do few things well. On the (very short list) that I could make it is: employ twins whom I cannot differentiate, come up with awesome ideas. You read that link right: the Canucks are going to have a separate goal song for each player who scores.

The problem with that is self-evident: are the Canucks even ALLOWED to score goals? So, let's do this, but for the Wild. Make the FO's job a little easier.

Here's my picks for goal songs for each player on the team:

The Forwards

Reasoning: When a defense-first PKer scores, clearly there's something supernatural in the air.

Reasoning: uh, check the band name dude.

Reasoning: Fontaine->FonTrain-> Crazy Train

Reasoning: Granny is wild,…